just saw a trash can in the trash compactor. saturn devouring his son

im desperate to know how this suddenly became a meme 

omghotmemes:
“Local fire department with the severe weather analogy we can all understand
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Local fire department with the severe weather analogy we can all understand

obsessed with characters who have never been married to each other, but are nonetheless divorced from each other

Ok so the most amazing reblog I've seen of this says:

There's a globe-spanning layer of mesopelagic fish that is so dense it distorts SONAR. For decades we had no idea what created the Deep Scattering Layer or why it moved. We still know almost nothing about it.
It contains 65% of all fish biomass.
Marine Ecology has Dark Fish.

And:

FYSA: 65% is a low-end estimate. Dark Fish may comprise 95% of all fish biomass, but we just don't know: https://phys.org/news/2014-03-ninety-five-cent-world-fish-mesopelagic.html
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Apparently 40% to 50% of that hidden biomass is mostly likely these guys, bristlemouths, and they are thought to be the most abundant vertebrates on Earth, numbering in the quadrillions. The mesopelagic zone makes up 20% of the oceans so while the estimates are based on limited sampling, so far bristlemouths have been there wherever scientists go looking.

last night I dreamt a full fucking detailed episode of What We Do in the Shadows which was all about Nandor and Nadja entering into a rapidly escalating prank war with Nandor losing and having an identity crisis over being defeated in battle

the most memorable scene was Nandor sinking to the floor and sobbing into his hands while covered in silly string and wailing that he was no longer a true warrior

OP I literally cannot stop thinking about this so I drew it

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god as I was driving back from Michigan yesterday I had my shirt fully unbuttoned to stay cool and stopped into a CVS to use the ATM

which I totally forgot about until the guy outside the door went “uh, wow” and averted his eyes

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Arrival at CVS, pencil on paper, 2021

Casts you for Dark Tower live action series

“Eddie of New York, where can I find one of these... ‘brass ears’?”

“A what?”

“A ‘brass ear’—one of those holsters for your flesh.”

“You mean a brassiere?!”

“That’s what I said. A brass ear.”

just truly bonkers how much i love lying down..........like being horizontal? unparalleled

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Goalkeepers’ balls get photoshopped into cats.

This is so natural. Like i didn’t question it

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